Badly cooked Christmas turkey causes more cases of food poisoning than everything else put together. Or something like that.

I realise this is perhaps a little early to start with the Xmas designs, but food poisoning just happens to be a subject that is currently on my mind. Except, in my case, it was a lamb kebab that was to blame, not turkey.

Looking on the bright side though, languishing at home instead of going to work has given me a chance to create some lovely holiday-themed decorations for my shop. It's about all I am good for today really. That, and watching some Jeremy Kyle or whatever other nonsense is on daytime TV.