1. How's the PhD going?
2. Have you written up yet?
3. Lazy students, huh?
4. My taxes fund you
5. Students know nothing of the real world
6. Of what practical importance is your research?
7. How many papers have you published?
8. When do you plan to get a real job?
9. So you won't be a real doctor?
10. When do you finish?

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