This 'Love, Peace and Chocolate' design now comes in two versions - one with the molecular structure of chocolate (theobromine) and one without. I went for a sort of retro theme, with brightly colored flowers and copious amounts of pink. It looks pretty cool on the dark tees, like the one shown above.

1. How's the PhD going?
2. Have you written up yet?
3. Lazy students, huh?
4. My taxes fund you
5. Students know nothing of the real world
6. Of what practical importance is your research?
7. How many papers have you published?
8. When do you plan to get a real job?
9. So you won't be a real doctor?
10. When do you finish?

Get it on a t-shirt here!

Badly cooked Christmas turkey causes more cases of food poisoning than everything else put together. Or something like that.

I realise this is perhaps a little early to start with the Xmas designs, but food poisoning just happens to be a subject that is currently on my mind. Except, in my case, it was a lamb kebab that was to blame, not turkey.

Looking on the bright side though, languishing at home instead of going to work has given me a chance to create some lovely holiday-themed decorations for my shop. It's about all I am good for today really. That, and watching some Jeremy Kyle or whatever other nonsense is on daytime TV.